haihhh... just came back from a very loooonnnggg day of orientation session in Prince Hotel KL... i decided to hitch a ride from my colleagues coz i don't really know where the hotel is... so, today tumpang orang, tomorrow after dah tau jalan, i can drive on my own! somehow, my friends did not go home straight after the orientation, so i had to take the LRT to taman bahagia from KLCC... well, knowing me, mana la aku ni rajin nak jalan2 jauh2... thank god i found a new friend at the orientation, Ruby who lives in Klang and is taking the same route as i am...
at first Ruby wanted to take the LRT and transit to komuter at KL Sentral, but i managed to persuade her to join me all the way to taman bahagia and then send her to batu 3 komuter... much faster that way... but first, we need to walk from Jalan Conlay to KLCC to take the LRT... malas gile punya pasal, i asked the concierge whether they have a shuttle service to KLCC... (selalunya hotel2 ni ada free or sometimes minimal pay of shuttle service for their guests..) i was absolutely correct, when they say yes they do have such service but the shuttle only leaves at 5.30... that time was already 5.15, so what is another 15 minutes compared to walking??? hehehe...
the shuttle left at 5.30pm and stopped at menara Tan & Tan to pick up some mat salleh (hotel guest) and later sent us to KLCC... masa nak turun tu, mat salleh tu siap wish, "Happy shopping!!" kat we all.... aku pun gelak je and said, "no, we are heading home... hehe"
long story short, Ruby & I finally made it on to the LRT... yes, the time was nearly 6pm.. and u can imagine how packed the LRT is... semua orang dah bau mcm rimau but thank god people around us tak busuk... since we just met at the orientation, banyak la benda nak diborakkan dgn Ruby ni.... sekali dlm tengah borak2 tu, tiba2 we just went silent and.... menyelinaplah suatu bau yg menusuk kalbu maha dahsyat.... sila teka kawan2, bau apakah itu???? yeszaaa... bau gas pemedih hidung yg dikeluarkan tika saat seseorang itu memulas2 perutnya!!!! OMG!!!!
aku terus pening sampai rasa nak muntah, plis! dgn tak tercover2 lagi aku tutup hidung dgn tudung... (nasib baik tudung wangi plis!) maaakkk aaiii... dah berapa hari tak jumpa jamban agaknya orang ni????? dah la LRT tgh pack giler gaban dgn manusia.... bole dia kentut kat situ! sape la malaun tu!! (aku suspect orang belakang aku sebab bau dia direct kena kat aku dulu baru disperse to surrounding radius, sebab lepas aku n Ruby dah beriye2 tutup hidung baru orang depan aku plak tutup hidung) huhuhuhuhu....
haiii... apa la malang nasib... dah la jarang2 naik LRT.. bila naik, kena tembakan gas pemedih hidung plak... mcm nak marah, tapi bukannya kentut ni ada DNA bole check sape punya... macam sian pun ada juga... entah berapa lama la dia tahan kentut dia before dia gagal menahannya lagi.... nasihat saya, lain kali sila la buat pit stop dulu b4 naik kenderaan awam... kot2 apa2 jadi, at least tidak memudaratkan kesihatan orang lain, ye tak? sebab confirm tuan punya kentut tu rasa nikmat giler bau kentut payau dia tu... tapi orang lain?? serious aku konpius... nak marah ke, nak gelak ke, nak nangis.... aduiiii................
-yg teraniaya-
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